I R Professional Butt Toucher

unskinny:

queensassyofthefatties:

chickenleggz:

overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.

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This is still one of my favorite posts ever.

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

frickin:

i wanna be so close to someone that we can talk all night and never get tired

starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

just-in-time-machine:

stephastated:

“mary had a little…”

Infection.

just-in-time-machine:

stephastated:

“mary had a little…”

Infection.

novapkc:

Fan: I wanna hear how Seamus is doing right now

foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

jpgay:

hey handsome…………of that money to me

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.


ray + dumb faces

ray + dumb faces

bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

foodchewer:

today sucked but at least pasta still exists

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life