I R Professional Butt Toucher
I didn’t realize I had a tv show

I didn’t realize I had a tv show

do u ever just get a fly in your room and the fly just harrasses u and u can’t kill it and u have to wait a couple of days before it dies. it’s the most defeated I’ve ever felt

Aka immortalhd

Aka immortalhd

Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
Anonymous

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

aleksvitaly:

sly still trying to be his positive, smiley self while announcing his retirement from a group full of his best friends that he’s dedicated himself to for years reminded me of why i fell in love with him in the first place

wardrobespierre:

phoeni-xx:

its still throwback thursday somewhere

(1.5 years on testosterone)

HOLY FUCKING FUCK WOW <3

is there where memes are made?
Anonymous

I can show you the worlllllld

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

dilclo:

*adds like 30 question marks to things that arent even questions*

sophmoreslump:

looks like emo’s not dead after all

minim-calibre:

veganpotsandpans:

I don’t get why everyone seems to be under the impression that feminists hate men.

That’s not true at all! We Love men!

…Well, not ALL men.

I told myself I’d reblog this when I got home if it was still funny.

It was.

illkim:

Me on the first day of school

westernkanye:

pizzaforpresident:

Tragically beautiful

This was actually painful to read.

matthewsagan:

I guess once you go gay you don’t go back

matthewsagan:

I guess once you go gay you don’t go back