I R Professional Butt Toucher

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

germball:

hover over the month you were born

jan / feb / march / april / may / june / july / aug / sept / oct / nov / dec

click the colour of the shirt you’re wearing

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click the first letter of your name

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germball:

hover over the month you were born

jan / feb / march / april / may / june / july / aug / sept / oct / nov / dec

click the colour of the shirt you’re wearing

red / orange / yellow / green / blue / pink / purple / white / black / other

click the first letter of your name

a / b / c / d / e / f / g / h / i / j / k / l / mn / o / p / q / r / s / t / u / v / w / x / y / z

queenaragorn:

This is a PSA to ANY of my followers.

TAG ME IN STUFF.

YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME.

SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG.

MAKES MY DAY.

LIKE SERIOUSLY.

YOU THOUGHT OF ME. 

YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST.

YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING.

BLESS YOUR SWEET SOUL.

BLESS.

YOUR.

SOUL.

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

kungfusnowqueen:

breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person
TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”
Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News
Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

EXCELLENT

kungfusnowqueen:

breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person

TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”

Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News

Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

EXCELLENT

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

shercasm:

public education